Migraine (from the Greek words hemi, meaning half, and kranion, meaning skull[1]) is a chronic neurological disorder characterized by moderate to severe headaches, and nausea. It is about three times more common in women than in men.[2]
( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Migraine )
Monday morning and the sun is shinning, not me though.....
I've always hated Mondays, more like it when is on early days of September, when you are still in holidays mood, yet not at work, trying to enjoy whatever left from your resting and stressless days of the year. And knock knock after a nice cheer full, drunken weekend you wake up with that terrible feeling of nausea, a hard core headache, unfriendly to any sign of light ( seems like a Vampire.... well imagine that all that myth might just be people suffering with migraine ....... hmmmm interesting!!!!! ), can not bare any sounds at all! Hell nooooooooooo ....... Hell yeah ( Migraine says! ). Wonder why women are more likely to suffer from ( yeap, that too, gosh! ) than men. Even with that, God ( Buddha, Universe, Angels, Physics, i don't really care, anyone that is responsible for us anyway ) haven't made a good deal. It is crystal clear that He loves women more than men, so manage to give more to the female race. Still could give a bit less of that to us, we wouldn't have any problem, can guarantee of that :)
Lets say that we can handle nausea, lets say that we don't have any problem staying in the dark ( love dark, don't you? spookyyyyy !!! ), lets say that we gonna be fine with the pain one way or another ( remind you that even with terrible pains, we still find the way to enjoy the day... pills pills pills :P ), definitely love the idea of not speaking to anyone ( unless we want to ;) ). Still we can not stand the idea of not hearing anything!!!!!! Come on people we love hear things, we live for that...... I hear, you hear, they hear, we talk to each other ( and thats the part when you want to speak to someone, even on that crappy day ! ) . I can not live without H-ear anything, can you?
Ladies do not worry about a thing. Shorty has the solution for every situation, even on that pain full, really dark and lonely migraine day! Since i can not hear anything, i find the way of H-ear everything and give the theme of the day. So even on that day just stay in bed, enjoy the loneliness and H-ear Shorty! Then you can talk selective ( yes yes, today is the day that no one is allowed to bother me and force me to talk unless i want it, with out any complain!!!! ) to share the secret of a migraine day :) Now you can understand why women are more likely to suffer of migraines than men. Even on their darker day, they find the path to enjoy, satisfy and get ready for new things!
Can you H-ear Shorty?
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Enjoy this holy crap migraine day!
Love,
Shorty
( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Migraine )
Monday morning and the sun is shinning, not me though.....
I've always hated Mondays, more like it when is on early days of September, when you are still in holidays mood, yet not at work, trying to enjoy whatever left from your resting and stressless days of the year. And knock knock after a nice cheer full, drunken weekend you wake up with that terrible feeling of nausea, a hard core headache, unfriendly to any sign of light ( seems like a Vampire.... well imagine that all that myth might just be people suffering with migraine ....... hmmmm interesting!!!!! ), can not bare any sounds at all! Hell nooooooooooo ....... Hell yeah ( Migraine says! ). Wonder why women are more likely to suffer from ( yeap, that too, gosh! ) than men. Even with that, God ( Buddha, Universe, Angels, Physics, i don't really care, anyone that is responsible for us anyway ) haven't made a good deal. It is crystal clear that He loves women more than men, so manage to give more to the female race. Still could give a bit less of that to us, we wouldn't have any problem, can guarantee of that :)
Lets say that we can handle nausea, lets say that we don't have any problem staying in the dark ( love dark, don't you? spookyyyyy !!! ), lets say that we gonna be fine with the pain one way or another ( remind you that even with terrible pains, we still find the way to enjoy the day... pills pills pills :P ), definitely love the idea of not speaking to anyone ( unless we want to ;) ). Still we can not stand the idea of not hearing anything!!!!!! Come on people we love hear things, we live for that...... I hear, you hear, they hear, we talk to each other ( and thats the part when you want to speak to someone, even on that crappy day ! ) . I can not live without H-ear anything, can you?
Ladies do not worry about a thing. Shorty has the solution for every situation, even on that pain full, really dark and lonely migraine day! Since i can not hear anything, i find the way of H-ear everything and give the theme of the day. So even on that day just stay in bed, enjoy the loneliness and H-ear Shorty! Then you can talk selective ( yes yes, today is the day that no one is allowed to bother me and force me to talk unless i want it, with out any complain!!!! ) to share the secret of a migraine day :) Now you can understand why women are more likely to suffer of migraines than men. Even on their darker day, they find the path to enjoy, satisfy and get ready for new things!
Can you H-ear Shorty?
( http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.111589218947734.13495.100002899708409&type=1 )
Enjoy this holy crap migraine day!
Love,
Shorty
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